A nice pic of the typical piece of shit you'll see for sale on a place like Craigslist, with the asking price high enough to make you either laugh, cry, or choke, depending on your mood at the time.
This is not taking into account the horrible spelling, punctuation, and grammar these supposed ads are written with.
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Even though I've decided, for the time being, to just sit on the money I got for the WR-250R, I'm still searching the Craigslist ads daily in case I see something that floats my boat.
You can't win if you don't play, as they used to say on TV back when I actually watched it.
The majority of these ads I'm reading, though, are pretty disgusting, to say the least.
Not only do they look like they were written by somebody who hasn't had a need to remember how to read or write since they were in the 8th grade (I do believe some of them are actually written by kids in grammar school, by the way), the prices they want for these (often) undesirable pieces of shit are beyond rediculous.
More like insulting.
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A typical example is some turkey "writing" an ad for some 1979 motorcycle with a shitty, vague description (he "thinks" it's a 650cc bike), there's no picture of this clunker, and the numbskull is asking some rediculous price like $2,500.
Somebody should walk up to the retard and remind him that a 650cc street bike from 1979 sold for that much money when it was brand new.
What makes him think somebody will agree to $2,500 in 2010, sight unseen, and especially when it was in his hands as far as care and maintenance was concerned.
No thanks, asshole.
I came on Craigslist looking for a used motorcycle to buy, not be insulted by your silly ads where you're obviously looking for a sucker - a very retarded sucker, much like yourself, you dim-wit.
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Used dirt bikes that are only worth buying for parts are all over the place on Craigslist.
Many of them are written like the example above - some piece of shit that looks like it was hoisted out of a scrap pile is shown leaning against some dork's shed, leaves and dirt hanging off it, drive chain all floppy and rusty, and obviously missing important pieces is being peddled for an outragous price of $2,000.
Typically, the bike ain't worth $100 in the condition shown.
It's hilarious when the chump/crook/pinhead/ignoramous doing the "writing" will say something like:
"I've taken good care of this bike, which is why it's in such good shape.
If it's not up to your own personal standards, well, that's just because I don't have time for it anymore, and it could be restored with some TLC."
Typical double-speak - the fruitcake, on one hand, claims it's mint, then right away counters that with the admission that readers will see the obvious flaws with the pile of shit.
Of course, as required, the asking price is nearly what it cost brand new back in 1899.
These guys can all go choke on an old powerband.
The purple one.
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On a plus note, my Phase 4 forks for my WR-250FY are scheduled to be delivered today.
Between tonight and Sunday afternoon, I'll be mounting these up and trying them out.
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Off to jerk,
-John
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