Dirtbike Dimwits

Here's a pic of Julio and Jose-Billy-Bob takin' a gander at a real nice dirt bike before they stole it out of the back of that truck.
I think they were attracted to those silly things stuck to it that lots of riders these days take for stylish graphics. :)

I did some more amusing reading on message boards this morning.
There was a question posted that asked that time-honored thing everyone wants to know:
Are 4-stroke dirt bikes really that prone to blowing-up as everyone seems to say they are?

My two cents went basically like this (but not put in such blatant words):
If you're a goddamn dirt bike dimwit who couldn't maintain a pet rock, you can count on having problems with your dirt bike.

Folks, it's as simple as that.
Ever since I got into dirt bikes and started learning about them, I also came into contact with other people doing the same thing.
I was then, and still am to this very day, amazed at the high percentage of dirt bike dimwits out there buying dirt bikes and taking such poor care of them, a brand-new one will be a rolling wreck in one year of weekend-only use.
In other words, the guys buying these bikes will have no intention of learning what you have to do in order to make the bike last a long time since that stuff is too time-consuming for them.
You certainly can't be servicing your air filter when the package store is closing in 10 minutes, can you?
So, you see, priorities have their important places. :)

Off to jerk,
-John