In the Powerband

It's my new powerband!
The color matches my bikes perfectly, too.
If you have one of these, your bike will really rip it up, like it or not.
Who wouldn't like it?
If you've ever wondered what people are talking about when they mention a powerband, here it is in all it's glory, folks.
You should get one, too.





This powerband serves double duty, you know.
Not only does it make your bike very fast, but it also can give you a vigorous workout, too.
This is how you do tongue curls.
Ain't that cool?
You know it is.





Here's a closeup of the tongue curl in the powerband.
You stretch the powerband from your tongue to your chin.
This strengthens your tongue when done in three sets of ten reps, 5 times a week.
This is important if you want to talk a whole lot.
If you want to flap your lips a lot, your tongue needs to be able to keep up without getting tired, people.





The powerband lets you do another workout called lip-ups.
Yeah, that's right, Lenny - lip-ups.
Everyone can appreciate a strong and healthy set of lips, especially if you're going to be flapping them all day.
Here's a pic of the powerband in mid-lip-up.
What a workout!





What the heck is a topia?
I don't know what it is, but I just called you one.
You topia!
I hope it's something nice. :)



Off to jerk,
-John