Saturday, May 21, 2011

303 Ways to End the World


The two chief organizations who are always busy predicting a big disaster up ahead for mankind.
I'd bet a million that at the top of each one, the big shots simply laugh at all of the brainwashed pee-ons down below that fall for it.
All the while living high on the hog, of course.

Well, 6:00pm on Saturday, May 21st, 2011 has come and gone.
I'm still here typing, the Earth looks pretty much rapture-free around my neighborhood, and I just ate a couple of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Seems like things are pretty much normal to me.

I wonder what happened to this predicted ending of the world, and what all of those brainwashed believers will now say about it.
Bet they still believe it and they will still believe The End is coming soon, but will now think that somehow the correct date simply got messed-up after the coveted information was put in human hands.
In other words, Jesus gave the info to a loser who then gave the wrong date and time to everybody.
See how that explains everything so easily? :)

If you are familiar with my little bloggy blog I've been writing for over a year, now (already?), you know that I believe anybody thinking that the Earth is also in danger due to any environmental problems rates right up there will all of the hip-dip freaks who were staying home from work and selling their cars in anticipation of the rapture scooping their sorry asses up and flying them straight up to heaven.
In my opinion, one of those theories and beliefs is as stupid and silly as the other.
And, they both have something in common:
They exist in order to exert a measure of control over those that fall prey to them.
Even if you're not an environmental mental case, for example, you can still have the little seed planted in your head that, yes, man really should clean-up his act, lest the planet go boom in the middle of the night.

Now, just imagine, then, how the big shots at the tippity-top of this environmental mental movement must be laughing their wealthy and severely pampered asses off at all of the retards that swallow the lies they propagate about that.
As I've written before, I'd really like to see how one of these assholes would make it through just a single night camping out in the middle of the woods where I live, equipped with only what their sorry asses can conjure-up because no electricity or tents or sleeping bags are allowed since that's all man-made stuff that pollutes the environment with nasty greenhouse gasses from their manufacturing and eventual disposal, not to mention carting them to market to sell.

Yeah, they would be a riot.
They'd probably start whimpering and cry for their mommies who never raised them because that interferes with their careers. :)

-John

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